Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

Q: What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driving test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Q: Why didn't the blonde call 911 in an emergency?
A: She couldn't find the number "eleven" on the telephone buttons.

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zippers.

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little boxes.

Q: Why didn't the blonde eat pickles?
A: Because she couldn't get her head into the jar.