One summer afternoon, two blonde girls were talking to each other. One of the blonde's couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the other's skin was. So she asked the other outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.

"Well," said the other blonde, "once a week I fill a bathtub up with milk and just soak in it."

So the first blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."

"How much do you want?" asked the farmer.

The blonde answered, "Well quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."

The farmer asked, "Pasteurized?"

To which the blonde replied, "No - Just up to my tits."