There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from an airplane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off."

After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping.

Problem solved.

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After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a young blonde chick he had just picked up, the man went into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just-spent energy.

The guy pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off.

Just then the blonde walked in and said, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."