Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of her head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not with their mouths full.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic?"
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic."

Q: What do you call a room full of blonde women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party!

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.

Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.