Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress while reading her nametag?
A: "Debbie... Oh, that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry "
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: Three-feet tall, no teeth, with a flat head to rest your beer on.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Hump-me Dump-me.

Q: How does a blonde measure his or her I.Q.?
A: With a tire gauge.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How does a blonde high-five?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.