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A young blonde man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order. "Gimme three flat tires and a couple of headlights," requested the trucker.

Bewildered, the blonde waiter goes back into the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!"

The cook answers, "He wants three pancakes and two eggs sunny-side up."

The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker. The trucker looks at it and growls, "What's this? I didn't order this!"

The blonde waiter tells him, "Well, while you're waiting for your parts you might as well gas up!"

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