There was a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in the world, Amsterdam, the Netherlands. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of Budweiser ordered a Bud, the president of Miller ordered a Miller Lite, Peter Coors ordered a Coors, and the list goes on.

Then the waitress asked Arthur Guinness what he wanted to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness ordered a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues asked.

Guinness replied, "Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."