Two rednecks went on a fishing trip. They rented all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune.

The first day they went fishing, but they didn't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home, the men are really depressed. One guy turned to the other and said, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen-hundred bucks?

The other guy said, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more."