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February 2001

The blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So they pressured the administration to set up a new department especially for them.

The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department. The blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.

They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbos -- after all, they now had their own department at the university. So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department which sports the saying: "I Belong in B.E.D."

Recently a survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night.

5% said it was to get a glass of water, 12% said it was to go to the toilet, and 83% said it was to go home...

The Postman...

Have you heard about the postman who was so popular with women?

He was a first-class mail who made special deliveries with a lot of ZIP.

He banged on the women's knockers and rang their bells.

His leather sack was always bulging, and he slipped good things into their boxes.

He always came twice a day, and he had the longest route in town.

A new young bride (a blonde) calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Albert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, Mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price." "Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

The girl continued, "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket." The mother asked, "Airplane ticket? What in the world did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mom," she said, "when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska."

Top Ten Blonde Inventions

10. The water-proof towel
9. Solar powered flashlight
8. Submarine screen door
7. A book on how to read
6. Inflatable dart board
5. A dictionary index
4. Ejector seat in a helicopter
3. Powdered water
2. Pedal-powered wheel chair
1. Water-proof tea bag

Pickup Line:
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

Q: What's the difference between a bonus and a boner?

A: Your wife will blow your bonus.

There once was a man named McFeeney,
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
Not being uncouth, He added vermouth,
And then slipped his wife a martini.

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