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If you're offended by testicle jokes, you must be nuts!

Q: Did you hear about the 150-pound man who had 75-pound testicles?
A: He was half nuts.

Q: Why do doctors spank newborns?
A: So the balls fall off the dumb ones!

Q: What do you have when you have two balls in your hand?
A: His undivided attention.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Q: What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others' shoulders?
A: A scrotum pole!

Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.

There once was a man from Boston, Mass.
Who had two balls made of brass.
When they clanged together
They sang Stormy Weather
and lightning shot out of his ass.

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