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The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the air lines were booked and there were no other planes available.

Someone came up with the idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at five a.m. The newspapers reported the incident as: "The Whirly Bird Gets the Urn."

During the 1960's, when the draft law could induct most young men into military service, the announcement was made that very few (if any) married men would be drafted, war or not.

One Army recruiting office fought back by posting a sign that read: "Better two years than life."

Q: How is being in the army like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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