Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" said the geek.

"I'm good," replied the other guy. "Congratulations. That new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her," replied the geek. "Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?" asked the other guy.

The geek friend replied, "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy sh**! exclaimed the guy, "You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her," replied the geek.

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, the geek hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp! Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The geek says to himself, "Shoot! I forgot to tell him her butt is a pencil sharpener!"