Doctor, I'm having that dream again," the patient said.

"Oh?" The shrink replies. "Which one?"

"The one where I'm into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality. Should I be worried, or am I beating a dead horse?"

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed."

Doctor: "You should cut down on drinks."

Patient: "I don't touch a drop."

Doctor: "You should cut down on smoking."

Patient: "I don't smoke."

Doctor: "You should stop taking drugs."

Patient: "I don't do drugs."

Doctor: "You should cut down on womanizing."

Patient: "Haven't touched a woman in my life."

Doctor: "In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends."