The judge asked the blonde woman why she wanted a divorce since there was no sign that the husband was cruel, or wandering, or any of the usual things that lead to this situation.

The blonde woman replied that she was seeking the divorce on grounds of "hobo-sexuality."

The judge, trying to stifle his laughter, asked the woman, "Don't you mean homosexuality?"

"No!" the blonde replied. "I mean Hobo-Sexuality. He's a bum f***!"