One early evening, a 90-year-old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walks, she flips up the hem of her nightgown and yells, "Supersex! Supersex!"

The old woman walked up to a geezer in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she shouts, "Supersex!"

The geezer sits silently for a moment or two looking up at her. Then he shudders. "Soup," he says.