Q: Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A: They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A: Come in eight flavors.

Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)

Q: What do you call a female midget who is nice and gives head? A: Short, sweet, and to the point!

Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?
A: An armadildo.

Q: What does Old Milwaukee and making love in a small rowing-boat have in common?
A: They are both f***ing close to water.