Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
A: How come?

Q: What is the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Q: Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
A: There would be too many thank you notes to write.

Q: How is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
A: Two Mennonite!

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.

Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!