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Saint Peter and Satan were having an argument one afternoon about baseball. Satan proposed that a baseball game would be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches up here."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "After all, we've got all the umpires."

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