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During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders.

The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand."

"That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"

Q: What beverage do football players drink?
A: Penal-tea!

Q: Where do football players dance?
A: At a football!

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